In late October Trump tweeted: I will lift Sudan from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list. At first I thought great, the US State Department finally realized Sudan had no role in assassinating Irans nuclear scientists, so theyre taking Sudan off the naughty list. But when I read the full tweet, I got the whole story.
Here it is in full. Great news! New government of Sudan, which is making great progress, agreed to pay $335 million to US terror victims and families. Once deposited, I will lift Sudan from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list. At long last, justice for the American people and big step for Sudan! What? $335 million? For admittedly a couple of hundred deaths? So how much does Trump intend to pay Iraq for all the deaths the US caused there? At 1.5 million a death, its going to be trillion. Maybe Trump should use the Sudan compensation money to hire a new elite military force of X-Men, spidermen supermen, and those puppets from Thunderbirds. But not Darth Vadar. The White House isnt big enough for the two of them. Because Darth Vadar is very tall. By the way, Trump the Good Samaritan also promised to kindly remove sanctions on Sudan. Why? Think about it. This way Sudan has no problem paying compensation to the United States. Except that Sudan isnt even paying it. Saudi Arabia is! Look Bin Salman, Ive also got a list here, with Sudan on it. Ill take them off my list for half what youre paying America. Just make me an offer.