Kill Bill

Hi. I'm Lembit Opik and welcome to what happens to be our 19th edition of Cats & Dogs. Unlike Covid-19, you can be exposed to Episode-19 without experiencing coughing, exhaustion or two weeks in self-isolation. But be warned, this show can give you a high fever, because it’s HOT HOT HOT! In fact, Cats & Dogs can have the same effect on you as the British Royal Family.

Let’s start with a little piece of natural history. In the beginning, the earth was formless and empty and darkness was over the surface of the deep. And all the earth was without coronavirus. Then lo, there was coronavirus, and the people said that’s not very good. And lo, then there were lots of different coronaviruses. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, viruses have been around for about 3000 million years, making them the third oldest life forms on earth, just behind cockroaches and Joe Biden...

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